Fake Alcohol
mdk
The BBC are warning us that there is a lot of fake booze for sale, particularly Vodka as it is easy to make clear spirits as that’s the normal colour…
2011
Zingzillas lost their awesome
So having a small child changes you, for one thing you get to watch a lot more children’s television. Despite all your protestations that you will raise your child in…
Out [from] the wild and windy moor(1)
We speed along the rich tarmac and I sit facing backwards watching the vehicles slide through my view against the backdrop of wilderness with occasional man-made conformity(2). I have spent…
Do what thou wilt…
(Caution this post contains personal opinion, emotional choice and casually rambling rhetoric, a shorter version can be found at http://mdk.per.ly/2011/08/07/do-what-thou-wilt/) I was asked, online in Twitter(1) by a friend (@techpractical…
The Hirst Restaurant
So a friend of mine, N. the chef, mentioned that he was working for the Hirst Restaurant family who had just taken over a restaurant south of Lancaster. One of…
Grandfather’s Bollocks Drive the Bus
T’other day, as we colloquially state here in the North of England, I was cut up, another idiom, by an old lady riding on one of those mobility scooters. Let…
Shiny, shiny, shiny toy
Like the steaming great hypocrite that I am I went out and got myself the Fondle Slab MkII. If you have been listening to me for a year I have…
Should I tolerate this…?
So I am having a bit of an issue with the bad usage of the word tolerant. It is typically when someone wants to show they are an enlightened and…
So shallow I tweeted it
I should also have titled this piece: Don’t fight Homophobia (or any other hateful attitude) with simple (or maybe even stupid) statements. So I read the following statement on Twitter,…
01:50 on a Tuesday Night*
So it has reached that time of night when I have had a day filled with events and random come downs where my body has taken what rest it could…